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Jan. 29th, 2005 @ 02:49 pm Blood in the Bathtub
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innersamurai:
Rotting Face: iconoclastic
Rotting Tune: Rent - Light My Candle
Music from Rent:
"...it's nothing, they turned off my heat, and I'm a just little weak on my feat. Will you light my candle? What are you staring at..?"

Background noise, the static of an answering machine:
*BEEP*, and a crying woman's voice comes from the machine;
"Roger...... we.... uh.... Roger... we have HIV.... this is good....bye..... for..... forever... Tell my parents.... tell them that I love them................."
The line goes dead,
*BEEP*

After an uncomfortable silent pause a dreary melody drips from the speakers and a remorseful lyrical voice sings, trying to be devoid of emotion.


1988, my friend Roger was in a shitty place,
Living in hell after his girlfriend told him they had aids--
Slit her wrists in the tub, without telling him to his face.
After her death he spent his time alone; counting the days.
He dwelt down in hell; no escape from his weakened abyss.
He thought of no break from this life--nasty, brutish, and short.

Song bursts into a terrible cataclysm of angry negative energy.


But then he signed a social contract with Nick through a kiss.
And now he fucks every night, spreading the disease--it's a sport!

His cock is his weapon
Satan his sole mistress
He fucks society, soon they'll all die
Semen to Ashes
From Woman to Man to Woman to Man to Man to Man to Woman To Man!
This is the sinners' Goodbye.

"Don't worry baby I'm clean. Get with me, you'll be okay.
This ride'll take you high, high up into heaven in the sky
I will be your loving salvation--I'll take you away.
These apples give eternal life. Don't worry, I'd never lie."
Satan strikes once, Satan strikes twice. First with a bright apple.
Then with a diseased cock fucking over and over and
Over society spreads a storm cloud from the chapel.
Tries to help, but poisons with ejaculate by God's hand.

His cock is his weapon
Satan his sole mistress
He fucks society, soon they'll all die
Semen to Ashes
From Woman to Man to Woman to Man to Man to Man to Woman To Man!
This is the sinners' Good....bye.

Music from Rent:
"It's out again... sorry about your friend.... will you light my candle?"

Spoken as a eulogy:
All fled--all done, so lift me on the pyre;
The feast is over, and the lamps expire.
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From:alexandstuff
Date:January 29th, 2005 01:06 pm (UTC)
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Awesomeness.
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From:sadrx
Date:January 29th, 2005 08:50 pm (UTC)
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Roger that, I like it.

Only Alex (brother, not the other), you can get away with using the word 'cock' here--its power matches the song--but I can so picture you saying it with some stupid joke, it ruins it.
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From:innersamurai
Date:January 30th, 2005 05:47 am (UTC)
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The alternatives--penis, weiner, wee wee, pee pee, phallus, shaft, ram-rod, dick, mangina, rocket ship, and pleasure-piece--are ultimately worse.
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From:sadrx
Date:January 30th, 2005 07:45 am (UTC)
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Dick?
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From:alexandstuff
Date:January 31st, 2005 01:53 pm (UTC)
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Scooner?
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From:innersamurai
Date:January 31st, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC)
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I like to refer to mine as a swooner, but given the context perhaps One-eyed monster would be best.
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From:alexandstuff
Date:February 1st, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC)
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A are species of Penosaurus perhaps?
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From:innersamurai
Date:February 1st, 2005 04:25 pm (UTC)
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A Magnasaurus Rex rather.